Talk by Alyssa Nicoll. (In deep-theatre-guy voice) In a world, where Internet speeds can reach up to 6 megabits per second and cows reign supreme, one developer stands alone to discover the simplest way to cache EVERYTHING! Join her on this epic journey fraught with lag and peril where she'll battle config files and caching external assets, all the while dealing with the conflict of freshness vs cache-first styles looming ominously over her every move! Will her love for cows be forever destroyed by slow network? Or will she embrace the challenge and overcome the lag with service worker power?!